Whole wheat is icky, right?

Nutrition experts claim that whole wheat is very good for me. Experience tells me that whole wheat products taste nasty. My prior experience using whole wheat flour to make bread resulted in bricks. Great for building a fireplace or a pyramid, but not suitable for eating. Nothing good ever resulted from my early forays with whole wheat flour. I solved the problem the same way other bakers do, ignore the nutrition experts and use white flour.

A couple months ago, I learned something that intrigued me. Whole wheat flour is something of a misnomer. You can’t even buy whole wheat flour at the supermarket. The reason is quite simple, the bran and the germ of the wheat go rancid within hours unless the flour is kept from oxidizing. Since storing bulk flour in a fridge/freezer is impractical at the store and your home, both must be removed. You’ve heard of wheat germ right? It’s got a nice nutty flavor and it’s full of vitamins and nutrients. It comes in sealed containers that must be stored in the fridge. Well, that is what is missing from your flour, as well as the bran. It gets replaced by synthentic nutrients.

None of that is newsworthy. However, a bunch of different sources led me to believe that whole wheat flavor is a function of freshness. What you can buy at the supermarket isn’t very fresh and the additives and preservatives are why it has poor flavor. There are only a couple ways to get fresh whole wheat flour. One can buy it direct from a mill or co-op, where they vacuum pack it with nitrogen so it doesn’t oxidize. Once opened it must be refrigerated or frozen to keep it fresh. Shipping is expensive.

The other option is to mill it yourself. The advantage to milling is that your flour is always fresh (grind it as necessary). Wheat berries are purchased in bulk and they last for decades. We buy wheat berries for $0.59/lb at Whole Foods. The disadvantage is that we had to buy a mill. I did a bunch of research on mills and bought a Nutrimill.

The results have been quite surprising, living up to all the claims. I started out by making a loaf of whole wheat bread. The flavor was actually quite good, but too dense for sandwiches. We finished it up as a batch of superb french toast. My next batch of bread was wonderful. I shared a loaf with our human neighbors who claim to like it as well. Whole wheat that isn’t icky! Pleased with the results, I tried it next in pancakes, again with superb results. I have since taken loaves to numerous social events and everyone likes my bread. Even the kids come back for seconds!

We had bought a few different kinds of wheat so Jen used some of the soft wheat (lower gluten) for flour in her chocolate chip cookies. They too were excellent! She baked up a couple dozen extras and we shared them with our neighbors. Nathan and Vicki weren’t home so we left a dozen cookies with their two teenage sons. Twenty minutes later Nathan returned from dropping Vicki off at work and all the cookies were gone.

Excepting my experiments such as the Thanksgiving loaves where I used soft wheat instead of hard wheat to see what difference it made, I have had consistently good results. When I do experiment, such as my first attempt at sourdough, our furry neighbors find it quite acceptable. They stop by our back porch each night to see if I’ve made anything new that fails to meet human consumption standards.

“All I want for Christmas…”

I’m six and a half months old and all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Yesterday I touched and discovered mommy’s teeth and now I want my own. I thought about it sooo much that I think it’s happening. This morning mommy and daddy got excited and kept trying to stick a finger in my mouth to touch my gums. I didn’t like that and kept pushing it out. Anyway I do, I do, I do have one or two lower front teeth coming in for Christmas.

Here’s a picture of me practicing poses for the Christmas family photo.

Them Germans

Background: Jen and I enjoy cooking. When we met, we both had a full kitchen. We even had his and her Kitchenaid mixers. When we consolidated, my sister Martha was quite pleased to receive our extra for Christmas. We kept mine because it was the heavy duty beast, which I use on occasion to make bread.

I was quite fond of my Kitchenaid and it got a lot of use. However, it has come to my attention that they simply do not hold up to prolonged heavy use. I have mine repaired once and it is in need of repair again (same problem). Since they aren’t cheap to repair or replace, I did a bit of research. What I found was that lots of people that use their Kitchenaid for making bread have the same problem. So what’s a guy to do?

After some research, I discovered the Bosch Universal Kitchen Machine. Unlike the Kitchenaid which can be used to make bread, this baby is designed for it. Surprisingly, it’s actually cheaper (retail) than the Kitchenaid. I found quite a number of very positive reviews from people using them for bread making and then found the biggest problem with them, they’re hard to find! Guess what I got for my birthday?

So far I’ve made 5 batches of bread and I’m quite pleased. Like my Jetta, it seems to be a very well engineered German machine. I expect time to prove it’s durability. Tonight I did something my Kitchenaid can only dream of. I mixed four loaves of whole wheat bread at once. The ‘ol Kitchenaid creaked and groaned when mixing just two. Kitchenaid, this is eBay, eBay, Kitchenaid.

And what post would be complete without a Kayla photo?



Financial Freedom

Every so often you run into something that you’d like to share with those you care about. I read an article on personal finance that does a great job of summarizing a lot of collective wisdom on the topic. I highly recommend reading it, as everyone I know that practices such wisdom has achieved, or is on the path to achieving financial independence.

Just for fun, I’d like to present two scenarios, the first is of Average American. Average’s family income is about $60,000, the 2003 average (IRS) for married filing jointly. Each month the Average family pays $300 each on two car payments and $900 for their home. They have 2.3 kids and after living expenses, they have just enough left to make the minimum payment on their $2,000 of consumer (credit card) debt. They seem to be doing well.
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rogue waves

To myself, an inexperienced boater, I find the prospect of rogue waves fascinating. Violent water is “typical” in many areas (Cape Horn, Cape Hatteras, etc) and is expected there. There are geographic reasons such as underwater topography, tides, and other factors that create to turbulent water. Other reasons for huge waves is simply weather patterns, particularly storms. Within the class of violent weather is a class of waves known as freak, or rogue waves.

Only recently have scientists begun to understand their frequency, and the more they learn about them, the more light becomes shone on past events. They are closer now to having plausible explanations for things that defy a simple explanation, like the unexplained disappearances of 200 ocean going ships, and the Bermuda triangle. However, there is much still to be understood about rogue waves.

Many scientists believe that there may be as many as 2 to 10 of these rogue waves generated each year. The 965′ ocean liner Norwegian Dawn had just weathered out a storm through the night and as dawn broke and the seas calmed, a 70 foot wave arrived and blasted the ship. The captain of the ship had 20 years of ocean going experience and had never seen anything like it.

Although sailing through the storm may not have been the wisest choice (it tends to make passengers “uncomfortable”), navigating his ship through a violent storm and a 70′ wave with only a couple broken windows to show for it a remarkable achievement. My hearty congratulations to the captain. Many a ship has simply disappeared under such conditions.

Giant mosquitos

Today I ran into a swarm of giant, red crossed mosquitos. They’re a fairly popular variety and appear in waves. I don’t see anything for a couple months and then boom, there’s an entire swarm. They call, they send me postcards, fridge magnets, and when I walk in the door, they swarm around me. They entice me with cookies and flavored beverages. They call me a silent hero. I swear, they’re out to get my blood.

So today I gave them another pint. Maybe it’s because I’m type O Positive (universal donor) that makes them so incessant. They just can’t get enough. Today they invited me to give a “double red” next time. Yeah, that’s right, they aren’t content with just a pint, they want twice as many of my red blood cells next time! I don’t even mind giving them a double tap. What I do mind is that it takes 45 minutes. I can fill a pint in under 6 minutes (average person is 8-12) and get out of there.

I can accept that my blood is the most needed type. A lukemia patient somewhere needs a lot more red blood cells. I understand that, and I’ll help, but where does it end? I give them a pint every couple months and I’ve already offered my organs when I die. What comes after two pints? Do I need to toss in an organ too? Do I get to choose which one I contribute? Have I watched to many Monty Pyton movies?

iMac 17″ for sale

Do you know someone looking for an iMac but can’t afford a new one? I have a 17″ iMac G4 (800MHz) for sale. I am the original purchasor, as this was Jen’s iMac. It was top of the line with the just released 17″ LCD display, 80GB hard drive, SuperDrive, 56k modem, Ethernet, and speakers. I bumped the RAM up to 768MB and added an Airport (WiFi) card. I did a price search on eBay and this system currently sells between $1,000 and $1,200. This system would lean towards the higher end of that range due to the SuperDrive, extra RAM, and Airport options. It’s a great little computer but it’s being replaced because a faster system is needed.

To buy it’s replacement (17″ iMac G5 1.8GHz, 512MB, SuperDrive) costs $1,700 direct from Apple. Despite this systems ability to fetch over $1k on eBay, I’d sell it for a little less to someone I know.

An itty bitty possum

After arriving home from our trip to Isle Royale I noticed that some items that had been stored on the shelves in my garage were on the floor. This is quite atypical and left me wondering. I placed everything back onto the shelves and resumed normal life, making sure to close the garage service door.

Last night after returning from Persnickety I noticed that once again, several items had been knocked off the shelves. This was quite odd indeed. I placed the items back on the shelves, pulled the car in, and then paused to look around. Lo and behold, I spotted this up in the rafters:

He was fairly docile and seemingly unthreatened by me because he didn’t put on his catatonic act. I took a couple pictures and he didn’t enjoy the camera flash much. I then picked him up and carried him into the house to show Jen. We made him a plate of salad and left him on the back deck, with the garage door closed. If he’s a wise possum, I won’t catch him in my garage again.