by: Matt Simerson
Wednesday 19 Jun 24

Your basic smiley.
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark :*) User is drunk.
:-( Frowning smiley. 8-) User is wearing glasses.
:-I Indifferent smiley. 8:-) User is a little girl.
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-).
User is a Big girl.
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark. :-{) User has a mustache.
Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. :-7 User just made a wry statement.
[] Hugs and ... :-* User just ate something sour.
:* Kisses. :-)~ User drools.
|I Asleep. :-~) User has a cold.
Snoring. :'-( User is crying.
|-) hee hee :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.
|-D ho ho :-@ User is screaming.
:-O oops :-# User wears braces.
:-P nyahhhh! :-& User is tongue tied.
|- I User is asleep.
|-O User is yawning/snoring.
:-Q User is a smoker.
:-? User smokes a pipe.
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).
User just made an incoherent statement.
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-X User's lips are sealed.
:-C User is really bummed.
<|-) User is Chinese.
:-/ User is skeptical.
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
X-( User just died.