Tigger
A Tiger is a wonderful catÉ
It reminds me of a friend named Matt.
A Tiger is
Fearsome, Fearless, Ferocious, and FuzzyÉ
Courageous,
Curious, Cunning, and Cuddly.
A Tiger is
loyal to family and friendsÉ
And deadly
to those who wonÕt make amends.
Now Matt
the cat, this verse is directed at,
Has chosen a wifeÉsomeone with whom to share his life.
Not a casual encounter this cat trysting thingÉ
But a binding promise, Sealed with a ring.
Unending, this beginning, of the circle of life.
Cause you see Tigers mate for lifeÉ
And OH! One more thingÉ
A word of warningÉperhaps.
Just a mental jog to prevent lapse.
Jen, you are awareÉ?
YouÕre grabbing a Tigger by the tail.
His top is made out of rubber,
His bottom is made out of springs.
HeÕs bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is.
MattÕs the only one.