Jetta Fuel Filter

Q. What happens when the little plastic drain plug on the bottom of the fuel filter breaks?
A. The fuel filter becomes a remarkably useless air pump.
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Q. What are the odds of finding a diesel fuel filter in Atlanta?
A. One in 6 parts stores (Dealer was out of stock).

Q. What are the odds of finding that the ONLY fuel filter at a retail location in the city of Atlanta also has a broken plastic drain plug?
A. Statistically poor but way too possible.

Q. Can superglue make it work?
A. Most likely, if I can detach it from my fingers!

The Jetta had a bad luck day so AAA gave it a free ride home where a warm garage and tools waited to fix the Jetta's first "break down".
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