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	<title>Matt &#38; Jen Simerson &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>moments of silence</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2009/11/29/moments-of-silence</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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This brief moment of silence parenting bliss proudly brought to you by Steve Jobs.
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		<title>What women want</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2009/10/20/what-women-want</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10-13-2009
Jen complains about the difficulty of cleaning an old muffin tin.
Matt suggests getting a new muffin tin.
Jen says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t need it, I already have another one.&#8221;
Later that night, the old muffin tin finds itself outside with the rest of the recycling.



10-16-2009
 A box from Amazon.com arrived. I wonder if it has a 5-star rated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to make an old lady blush</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2008/11/10/how-to-make-an-old-lady-blush</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This last weekend, Grandpa and Grandma treated us to time away from our children. Eventually, grandma needed to relieve herself. Because Kayla has recently completed potty-training, and Lucas is beginning, we have an open door policy in effect. When Grandma headed into the bathroom, Kayla followed. After a bit of negotiating, Kayla was ushered back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>rectangular milk jugs</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2008/10/16/rectangular-milk-jugs</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve eliminated 11,000 delivery trips to Sam&#8217;s Club by moving to this jug. The one big challenge has been that it&#8217;s different to pour. If you tip it and put it into the glass, it works fine, but if you pick it up and pour it like the old jug, you&#8217;ll miss. So we&#8217;ve had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What were they thinking?</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2006/12/12/what-were-they-thinking</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Riddle me this; assume that you are the worlds largest Operating System vendor. One of your core markets, and the one generating the profit that keeps your entire operations rolling in cash, is sales to businesses (and governments). You work in marketing and hired a research company to determine the impact if businesses were to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>compressed air is so passe</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2006/11/17/compressed-air-is-so-passe</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every geek worth his salt is bound to get requests to fix aged and ailing computers. A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, dropped his ancient Dell off in the hopes that I could salvage some of the files off the disk. A few months ago it had crashed so he reinstalled the OS, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas humor</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2006/08/07/texas-humor</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I added a Texas joke to my humor section.
http://matt.simerson.net/humor/texas.shtml
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		<title>Apple is cozy with Microsoft Windows?</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2006/06/20/apple-is-cozy-with-microsoft-windows</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:31:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The year 2006 has brought many more forays into Windows than normal. Over a decade ago, I wrote software for DOS and subsequently various versions of Windows. After quitting my job at Kysor, I left Windows behind and my primary desktop OS has been either Mac OS or a variant of Unix (FreeBSD, BSDI, IRIX, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer Season</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2006/02/19/lawyer-season</link>
		<comments>http://matt.simerson.net/2006/02/19/lawyer-season#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 17:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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Press Release   (02/14/06)
The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend.
A TPWD spokesman noted that in Texas, lawyers are not considered game
creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits.
It was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A bird lover?</title>
		<link>http://matt.simerson.net/2005/10/12/a-bird-lover</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 20:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>matt</dc:creator>
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Would  you fall asleep like that? Me either. And what might that be in Kayla&#8217;s hand?  If you guessed &#8220;chicken bone&#8221;, you&#8217;d be right. Kayla was watching with keen interested as Jen and I ate chicken wings for dinner. So, I offered her a bone, literally. Jen was a bit unsure, [...]]]></description>
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